Whatsapp is a cool and fast cloud based messenger for daily use. People love to update their status and profile picture regularly. In this post I am going to share some best funny Whatsapp status to give a funny tagline on your profile. Funny things are more popular than others and it is a great way to express yourself that how much you are funny.
Funny Whatsapp Status Messages
• Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
• I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• God is really creative , I mean …just look at me.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
• Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
• On the other hand…you have different fingers.
• I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
• Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
• WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
Short Funny Whatsapp Status
• Live life like a KING!!
• Loving you is easy because you are beautiful.
• Save Water, Drink Beer!!
• Rules are made to be break.
• Can’t talk, telepathy only!
• Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
• I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
• Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
• Is it vodka o’clock yet?
• Keep calm, stay happy.
• Friction is a drag.
Also Read: How to Send Blank Message on Whatsapp
Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
• Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
• Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
• I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
• You look like a before picture.
• I was pro life before I met you.
• Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Funny Whatsapp Quotes
• The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
• Even the most beautiful days eventually have their own sunsets.
• She will definetly call u honny when she needs money.
• If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
• Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
• Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
• Life is onetime offers use it well.
• There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
• A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
• If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi
• 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
• Mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but Tumhara nahi.
• Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
• Per mai moch and slow Internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
• Picture abhi baki hai mere dost.
• Ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gaya pass hi ho raha.
• Aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
• Roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
• Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
• Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai.
Here is the list of best funny Whatsapp status messages and Quotes in both English and Hindi language. Choose your best one and update your status to give an attractive look.